Healing Laughter Thread

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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby constant_vigilance on Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:45 pm

Haha :D :D
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby honeysuckle on Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:26 am

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby honeysuckle on Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:46 am

A duck goes into a furniture store and says 'got any duck food?'
The guy at the counter says, 'sorry, we don't sell duck food'.
The little duck waddles out.
The next day, same duck, same guy. 'Got any duck food?'
'Sorry little duck, I told you yesterday, no duck food here. '
The duck waddles out.
Next day, again, 'got any duck food?'
The guy says 'No! we don't sell duck food! and if you come in here again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!'
The duck walks out. next day, duck walks in. 'Got any nails? '
The guy says 'what?... no'.

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