Healing Laughter Thread

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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby phoenix on Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:28 am

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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:38 am

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

(I can't help it. This made me giggle)
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby honeysuckle on Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:22 am

what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?


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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby Hope(less) on Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:11 pm

How many Vietnam war vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

You''ll never know, man. You weren't there.
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby Hope(less) on Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:08 pm

And one from my bad jokes folder (have lots in there):

What did Zeus do when he made a mistake?

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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:47 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:52 pm

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:36 pm

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Sir Winston Churchill
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:00 pm

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin
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Re: Healing Laughter Thread

Postby ulysses on Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:30 pm

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
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